A Firefighter Deconstructed

Pre-Surgery Checklist

...and just how does a Bidet work?

May 5 • Christy Warren

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April 2026

Maybe I Should Start to Color

Part One of my back: The Pity Party

Apr 1 • Christy Warren

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March 2026

Are You a Bully?

The answer may surprise you.

Mar 21 • Christy Warren

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February 2026

MISSING

There is a handsome reward for whoever finds her.

Feb 25 • Christy Warren

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January 2026

Life.

Whatever You Turn up the Loudest, Wins.

Jan 29 • Christy Warren

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Scotland Part IV: Castle, Castle, Giant Horse Heads

Real medieval history with just a touch of Disneyland.

Jan 12 • Christy Warren

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Part Three: London to Edinburgh

And since it's been awhile I'll start with a quick recap of Part I and II.

Jan 1 • Christy Warren

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November 2025

Dear Brain,

What in the f*&k is your problem?

Nov 28, 2025 • Christy Warren

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October 2025

We Interrupt the Riveting Account of Christy’s Trip to Scotland to Bring You a Shortish and Very Important Message

Regular programing will return shortly.

Oct 23, 2025 • Christy Warren

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Me and Every Single Pair of Underpants I Own Went to Scotland!

Part II: A second plane ride, cobblestones, and lots and lots of taxi rides in super cute little black British taxis.

Oct 12, 2025 • Christy Warren

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Me and Every Single Pair of Underpants I Own Went to Scotland!

Part I: We were grateful, and to be honest, a little bit surprised, that there were no mother f&*king snakes on our mother f&*king plane.

Oct 5, 2025 • Christy Warren

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August 2025

Conversations with Harriet

A typical day with my Golden Retriever.

Aug 28, 2025 • Christy Warren

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