A Firefighter Deconstructed

We Interrupt the Riveting Account of Christy’s Trip to Scotland to Bring You a Shortish and Very Important Message

Regular programing will return shortly.

Oct 23 • 

Christy Warren

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25

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Me and Every Single Pair of Underpants I Own Went to Scotland!

Part II: A second plane ride, cobblestones, and lots and lots of taxi rides in super cute little black British taxis.

Oct 12 • 

Christy Warren

3

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Me and Every Single Pair of Underpants I Own Went to Scotland!

Part I: We were grateful, and to be honest, a little bit surprised, that there were no mother f&*king snakes on our mother f&*king plane.

Oct 5 • 

Christy Warren

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August 2025

Conversations with Harriet

A typical day with my Golden Retriever.

Aug 28 • 

Christy Warren

12

18

July 2025

This is What Hyper Vigilance Looks Like

Life and death churn just below the super boring

Jul 30 • 

Christy Warren

20

24

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June 2025

Waking Up In Vallejo

But I went to sleep in Pleasant Hill

Jun 6 • 

Christy Warren

17

37

2

May 2025

Escape From Alcatraz Incident Report

Circa June 5, 2022

May 13 • 

Christy Warren

14

22

The Epitome of Bravery

A Retired Green Beret talks about bravery and it isn't about being on the battlefield.

May 2 • 

Christy Warren

13

13

April 2025

The Deconstruction of a Critical Incident: “I’m so sorry I blew up your fire pit.”

And the problem with turning that frown upside down.

Apr 2 • 

Christy Warren

18

29

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March 2025

This Could be an Exciting Announcement, a Well-Timed Warning or for a Few of You - a Regretful Notification

I opened my email a few mornings ago and saw an email with the subject line, “Your $86.80 payout for Christine Warren is on the way.” Hmmmmmm I didn’t…

Mar 17 • 

Christy Warren

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3

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Where to Find the Magic

psssst....it's right where you are...

Mar 13 • 

Christy Warren

21

29

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February 2025

71 Hours Without Power

...because at 72 hours PG&E has to start paying out compensation

Feb 11 • 

Christy Warren

10

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